everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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