I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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