Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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