Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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