Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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