tell your sister to shave her snatch
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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