I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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