New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
