Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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