I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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