Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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