whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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