I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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