So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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