The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
