But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Randomize
