What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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