Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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