If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Let's get the cat blown out
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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