help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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