ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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