Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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