carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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