Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Randomize