okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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