we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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