Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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