I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
it's great music for shaving your balls
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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