Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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