I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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