But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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