I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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