You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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