I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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