Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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