Already got asked if we're dating
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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