thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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