: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Congratulations! We have a period
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