i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I wish you could order shots online.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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