Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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