its not stalking. its research.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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