Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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