My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Randomize
