if i can run in heels then i can drive
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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