This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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