well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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