did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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