I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
is it fun? or sober?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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