Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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