I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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