Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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