...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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