how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I looked at my own cervix.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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